Beyond The Mists

A pagan place to relax and remove the stress of the day
 
HomeSearchRegisterLog in

Share
 

 Pheasant Plucker's Song

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Silver Tigress
Admin
Silver Tigress

Female
Number of posts : 186
Age : 56
Registration date : 2008-12-04

Pheasant Plucker's Song Empty
PostSubject: Pheasant Plucker's Song   Pheasant Plucker's Song Icon_minitime5/12/2008, 18:53

THE PHEASANT PLUCKER'S SONG



My husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

Anon
Back to top Go down
http://sites.google.com/site/beyondthemists/
 
Pheasant Plucker's Song
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Passions are Purpose
» Did God talk to me?? Yonnie?? Demo Tapes??
» The Chronicles of Froissart
» Secular Music
» 9/11 and the song 'into the groove' by Madonna

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Beyond The Mists :: Chuckle Box-
Jump to: