http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/-t1.htm Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:29:23 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/gothic/logo.png http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/-t1.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/one-for-the-ladies-t169.htm Kevin1861 ]]> Chuckle Box Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:29:23 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/one-for-the-ladies-t169.htm#198 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/one-for-the-ladies-t169.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/i-d-be-frightened-too-t168.htm Kevin1861 ]]> Chuckle Box Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:24:39 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/i-d-be-frightened-too-t168.htm#197 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/i-d-be-frightened-too-t168.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/pole-dancer-t167.htm Kevin1861 ]]> Chuckle Box Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:21:53 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/pole-dancer-t167.htm#196 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/pole-dancer-t167.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/swine-flu-t166.htm Kevin1861 ]]> Chuckle Box Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:00:17 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/swine-flu-t166.htm#195 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/swine-flu-t166.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/parenting-t165.htm Kevin1861 ]]> Chuckle Box Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:50:43 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/parenting-t165.htm#194 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/parenting-t165.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/the-prostate-check-up-t163.htm Kevin1861 A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99. The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, ... Chuckle Box Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:01:09 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/the-prostate-check-up-t163.htm#190 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/the-prostate-check-up-t163.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/over-50-s-exercise-t149.htm Silver Tigress Exercise for people over 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks. Then try 50-lb. potato sacks. Eventually try to get to where ... Chuckle Box Fri, 29 May 2009 13:52:25 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/over-50-s-exercise-t149.htm#170 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/over-50-s-exercise-t149.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/brains-t143.htm Silver Tigress A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.



]]> Chuckle Box Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:09:52 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/brains-t143.htm#161 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/brains-t143.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/feeling-high-t140.htm Silver Tigress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfa8OKw3o2w&feature=fvsr]]> Chuckle Box Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:41:59 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/feeling-high-t140.htm#158 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/feeling-high-t140.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/movie-time-t138.htm Silver Tigress The Movie Theatre Pervert An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The Ticket Agent asked, 'Sir, What's that on your shoulder?' The old farmer said, 'That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.' 'I'm sorry Sir,' said the Ticket Agent. 'We can't allow animals in the theater.' The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old ... Chuckle Box Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:49:51 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/movie-time-t138.htm#152 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/movie-time-t138.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/letter-from-lucifer-t131.htm Silver Tigress Letter From Lucifer Dear God, Hi, just wondering if you've been watching all the commotion down there on earth? 'Your people' are still trying to force everyone to their way of thinking. A few of them are okay. But the majority? All they seem to do is bomb each other to death. They just don't seem to listen to a word you say really. Which is a pity. they would all probably be better off if they did. But I gotta say you got it better than me. At least some of them treat you with respect ... Chuckle Box Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:20:17 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/letter-from-lucifer-t131.htm#145 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/letter-from-lucifer-t131.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/religion-is-t128.htm Silver Tigress

Religion according to George Carlin

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related

]]> Chuckle Box Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:25:59 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/religion-is-t128.htm#140 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/religion-is-t128.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/yuletide-joke--t115.htm Silver Tigress
Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"

Girl: "No, she only fakes it with Ken."]]> Chuckle Box Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:25:07 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/yuletide-joke--t115.htm#127 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/yuletide-joke--t115.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/words-of-wisdom-t81.htm Silver Tigress Words Of Wisdom? The evening news is where they begin with "good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Some people are wise, some are otherwise. Go where there’s no path and leave a trail. When I am sad, I sing... then the world is sad with me. No one has ever hurt their eyes by looking at the brighter side of life. Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents never heard of. Tough times ... Chuckle Box Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:33:16 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/words-of-wisdom-t81.htm#82 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/words-of-wisdom-t81.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/smile-of-the-day-t28.htm Silver Tigress ]]> Chuckle Box Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:14:16 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/smile-of-the-day-t28.htm#29 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/smile-of-the-day-t28.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/spinning-dancer-t23.htm Silver Tigress

"Some observers initially see the figure as spinning clockwise and some counterclockwise. Additionally, some may see the figure suddenly spin in the opposite direction. The illusion derives from an inherent ambiguity from the lack of visual clues for depth"]]> Chuckle Box Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:25:43 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/spinning-dancer-t23.htm#24 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/spinning-dancer-t23.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/pheasant-plucker-s-song-t11.htm Silver Tigress THE PHEASANT PLUCKER'S SONG My husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man, I try to understand him and I help him all I can, But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim, All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate And I'm only plucking pheasants Cause the pheasant plucker's late. I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck, Though some peasants find it ... Chuckle Box Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:53:42 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/pheasant-plucker-s-song-t11.htm#12 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/pheasant-plucker-s-song-t11.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/van-gogh-family-tree-t10.htm Silver Tigress Branches on the Van Gogh Family Tree His dizzy aunt---- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes--- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store---- Stop n Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia--- U Gogh The cousin from Illinois----Chica Gogh His magician uncle-------- Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin --- A mee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half-brother---- Gring Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach----- Wells-far Gogh The ... Chuckle Box Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:44:52 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/van-gogh-family-tree-t10.htm#11 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/van-gogh-family-tree-t10.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/a-very-clean-joke-t9.htm Silver Tigress It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or ... Chuckle Box Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:41:27 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/a-very-clean-joke-t9.htm#10 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/a-very-clean-joke-t9.htm http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/car-breakdown-t3.htm Silver Tigress A couple drove their car to Asda Supermarket, only to have the car break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the ... Chuckle Box Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:00:46 GMT http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/car-breakdown-t3.htm#3 http://beyondthemists.forumotion.com/chuckle-box-f2/car-breakdown-t3.htm