Words Of Wisdom?


The evening news is where they begin with "good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


Some people are wise, some are otherwise.


Go where there’s no path and leave a trail.


When I am sad, I sing... then the world is sad with me.


No one has ever hurt their eyes by looking at the brighter side of life.


Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents never heard of.


Tough times don't last, tough people do.


If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.


It is difficult to save money when your neighbours keep buying things you can't afford.


Be a lamp in the chamber if you cannot be a star in the sky


Patience is the ability to put up with people you'd like to put down.